Tim Curry is everywhere.
So have you seen that thing where the guy plants over 200 pictures of Nicolas Cage in his roommates’ house before moving out? It’s pretty great.
Well, my girlfriend was out of town this week, and is quite nuts about the film Clue and Tim Curry in general, so I did it with him on a smaller scale and thought I’d share some of the pics.
I think this one will be the last one found.
Now with 20% more scary.
This is UNDER the countertop. He sees you, cat.
TIM CURRY JUDGES YOUR LAUNDRY METHODS.
Jim Varney would approve.
TIM CURRY JUDGES YOUR SEX.
The tiniest one by far.
We all float in here.
Insert “creative outlet” pun.
He hides in plain sight. Next to an apropos sticker.
Now that’s what I call CURRY POWDER. I hate myself.
I wouldn’t have trusted that McCalister kid, either.
TIM CURRY JUDGES YOUR DESIGNER BAGS.
TIM CURRY JUDGES YOUR ART.
TIM CURRY JUDGES YOUR HAIR CARE PRODUCTS.
I wish I had done more, honestly. But it was late. I was tired. And additional excuses.